ya being kafkaesque isn’t about turning into a bug it’s about how if you turned into a bug your boss would still be like “ok but we’re short staffed can u still come in”
fakepolishgirl-deactivated20210:
cunt sun cunt moon cunt rising
some estimeric recently
Sleeping octopus changing color while dreaming
tataru makes him tweet every tony hawk story he has
obsessed with characters who have never been married to each other, but are nonetheless divorced from each other
It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer
“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”
I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”
I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
God damn my soul 😂
I offered my rat some popcorn and it was hilarious
He was like
Necromancer that doesn’t know they’re a necromancer and thinks they’re just a really good emt
That is the funniest thing i have ever read
Diving 🦆 by bluehydrangea
Hannibal 3x06 - “Dolce”
i am a simple person you put a uquiz link in front of me and i do it
hot girl problems (stomach problems)
i hate people knowing my business. i never tell my family anything but i will tell all my mutuals
never choose strangers over blood. ur family wants the best for u. Ur mutuals don’t care like u think they do
- tony soprano